Welcome to this wonderful page of fun and happiness.Well, sometimes.
Catching Elephant is a theme by Andy Taylor
I wanna do a Pokemon roleplay.
Someone message me on Tumblr. And we’ll skype. And roleplay. And yeah.
sxae:
I literally cried in this part
I lost a follower?
Oh well. Hate to say it but I don’t really care anymore.
fun fact: me in the white shorts
fun fact: me in the gray shorts kissing the cutest boy in the world
(Source: sharonosbourne)
Would people be as comfortable buying meat if the date the animal was KILLED was displayed alongside the ‘best before’ date? Consumers should remember that meat is the dead flesh from a once living breathing sentient animal who didn’t want to die.
actually i would feel more comfortable. it would make choosing fresher meat easier. thats a very good idea.
when vegan ideas backfire completely
woo boy. Alright, Anon, You asked me.
- a. How often do you masturbate? Once every day or two, when I get time.
- b. How do you masturbate? Lightly rub the outside bits and thrust with a vibrator :p
- c. What do you fantasize about while masturbating? Girls, girls, girls.
- d. What is your sexual orientation? Lesbian
- e. What is your most common sexual fantasy? Having sex while camping, or while swimming, or something like that.
- f. What is your strangest sexual fantasy? I don’t know what’s strange and what’s normal. Sorry.
- g.What do you think is your strangest kink? Wearing a tail butt plug. I want one so fUCKING BAD
- h. What is your most prominent sexual kink? Neck and nipple licking.
- i. What fictional character do you find most sexually attractive? N/A
- j. What do you taste like? If I eat sweets, I taste sweet. c:
- k. Describe your first time having sex. My one and only time I had sex was in a tent, in the White Mountains. It was…Just…happened weird.
- l. Describe your first time giving oral. Nearly gagged on myself. Hahahahah
- m. Describe your first time recieving oral. Never received.
- n. Have you ever had sex with more than one person at once? No.
- o. What is your favourite sexual activity? I don’t really know.
- p. How do you feel about guro? lahldshalhsajhsdflk no pls
- q. How do you feel about furries? I am a furry myself. Just because someone is in the Furry Fandom doesn’t mean they all want to have sex dressed as animals. Just a little clarification.
- r. What is your favourite monstergirl/monsterboy? Dunno.
- s. Where is your favourite place to be touched? Neck, nipples, butt (through clothes), and hands.
- t. How do you feel about dirty talk? Meh. It’s okay.
- u. Top or bottom? Switch off.
- v. How do you feel about BDSM? I’m okay with light bdsm.
- w. Tell us about your most embarrassing sexual encounter . I masturbated while camping once, and the next morning found myself with my pants around my ankles, shivering because of the cold.
- x. Describe your last sexual encounter. Same as first. Never really had a second sexual encounter.
- y. Would you ever consider being a stripper? Dunno.. lol
- z. Favourite type of porn? Lesbian, Gay, or Bizarre kinds. I’m a weirdo!
TMI Sexual Asks
a. How often do you masturbate?
b. How do you masturbate?
c. What do you fantasize about while masturbating?
d. What is your sexual orientation?
e. What is your most common sexual fantasy?
f. What is your strangest sexual fantasy?
g.What do you think is your strangest kink?
h. What is your most prominent sexual kink?
i. What fictional character do you find most sexually attractive?
j. What do you taste like?
k. Describe your first time having sex.
l. Describe your first time giving oral.
m. Describe your first time recieving oral.
n. Have you ever had sex with more than one person at once?
o. What is your favourite sexual activity?
p. How do you feel about guro?
q. How do you feel about furries?
r. What is your favourite monstergirl/monsterboy?
s. Where is your favourite place to be touched?
t. How do you feel about dirty talk?
u. Top or bottom?
v. How do you feel about BDSM?
w. Tell us about your most embarrassing sexual encounter .
x. Describe your last sexual encounter.
y. Would you ever consider being a stripper?
z. Favourite type of porn?
Try out a cool way to separate egg yolks from egg whites!
this is genius.
this is actually lifechanging
I WALK INTO THE OFFICE TO FIND MY 5 YEAR OLD BROTHER WATCHING CRY PLAYS: AMNESIA CUSTOM STORIES AND HE IS FIVE AND TYPED IT IN ALL BY HIMSELF AND THE MINUTE I COME IN HE PAUSES AND LOOKS AT ME AND GOES DON’T TELL MOM BECAUSE HE SAYS A BAD WORD I’M CRYING
..can I trade brothers with you..o_O?
He’s Charmanders little deranged cousin - he always needs to stay at home, because he get’s nervouse when he gets under people and starts to vomit waste all over the place….
(Source: zarry-zouis-ziam-ziall)
Does anyone wanna skype while I play the Sims? :x ??
Went to Jordanne’s house.
Was pretty fun.
Shared some thoughts of mine.
